Dog Rushed to Vet After It Eats Human Poo Filled With Magic Mushrooms at Beach

Emma Parker, writing for Daily Star:

A dog owner was forced to rush her pet Pug to the vet after it ate human faeces containing magic mushrooms while on a walk at the beach.

Don’t eat mushrooms and shit on the beach, y’all.

UPDATE: I’ve had a few people reach out to me to ask if this story is legit. To clear things up, while there’s no way to know whether this news is actually true, personally I seriously doubt that this dog ate human feces containing mushrooms and experienced psychoactive effects. I just found the headline and premise to be hilarious and wanted to share.